Murphy’s Law on Marriage

Here are 10 Murphy’s laws on marriages. Of course Murphy has got nothing to do with marriage and the laws have been written by yours truly. 🙂

I hope this light’s up your Diwali and you will have a good laugh.

1. The demands of your wife will always marginally exceed your capacity to fulfil them.
2. The price of her new dress (or jewellery) she selects is inversely proportional to the balance in your account. This is true only one way. You know which way!
3. All beautiful girls will want to be your friend and show interest exactly after your status changes from ‘single’ to ‘engaged’ or ‘married’.
4. No matter what, almost all Mother-in-Laws are equally bad.
5. Your wife will be mad at you for the things you least expect her to be.
6. A husband is always right whenever he is alone or his wife is asleep.
7. You will get caught talking to a boy/girl you would never have an affair with, even in your wildest dreams.
8. Your relatives and friends will get married mostly when you are in a bad recessionary state… and your wife will insist you attend all of them (So much gifts!)
9. No matter what, your wife will never have enough clothes.
10. A wife will always win all arguments. If she doesn’t, it is your fault.

Keep adding if you have any more 🙂