- If time doesn’t wait for you, just remove the damn battery from your clock.
- May be you don’t rule the world. But behave as if do you really care?
- Only 20% men wisely plan their finances. Rest either marry or maintain girlfriends.
- Every thing you desire the most in life is either illegal, banned, extremely expensive or married to some one else.
- One who claims he understands women should be awarded an honor of “Greatest Scientist in the history of mankind”