Hmmm… here comes the gyan guru again. Here are 5 simple ways to become a successful politician. No, they are not the only ones, but of course you are sure to succeed if you follow them.
- Do not study, or if you have an urge at least pretend that you are an illiterate simple man/woman.
- Make sure you speak in vernacular language, you have a loud voice and people listen to you. (Its easy, if you speak loud enough, people will be forced to keep quite. Practice in your school/office if you want.)
- Wear white. If you can’t afford an Ariel or Surf, wear orange.
- Buy either an old Ambassador car or a Toyota Land Cruiser. It is important to show you are either very rich or very poor.
- Never sit in your office. Always keep meeting people thereby facilitating easy flow of funds.
For any more help. Please contact the nearest corporator. Not me you idiot