Hmmm… here comes the gyan guru again. Here are 5 simple ways to become a successful politician. No, they are not the only ones, but of course you are sure to succeed if you follow them.
- Do not study, or if you have an urge at least pretend that you are an illiterate simple man/woman.
- Make sure you speak in vernacular language, you have a loud voice and people listen to you. (Its easy, if you speak loud enough, people will be forced to keep quite. Practice in your school/office if you want.)
- Wear white. If you can’t afford an Ariel or Surf, wear orange.
- Buy either an old Ambassador car or a Toyota Land Cruiser. It is important to show you are either very rich or very poor.
- Never sit in your office. Always keep meeting people thereby facilitating easy flow of funds.
For any more help. Please contact the nearest corporator. Not me you idiot 
Although I find you post funny, I don’t think that is quite correct. There are definitely lousy politicians, but I would say that most of them are just getting a bad rap. There are thousands of local, state, and national elected officials that do a great job and really try to serve the people that elected them. For some more tips on how to become a politician check out
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Thanks a lot for opening my eyes. Your ideas suit the Indian political system at least at state level.
check yourself: 1> fail again an again same class
2> theft in home and neighbour
3> you should be crimnal ,rapist,murdrer,bouncer,leir, if this quality is maching then try to become politician in india otherwise choose another profession.
no you are wrong
ex: Abdul kalam ex and best president of india
I don’t think you are correct 100% but 25% you are correct. Its about personal thinking what you think about a politician.
you should try to enter the youth congress which is supported by rahuul gandhi and then do some good work from which u can make a fame and so get a post OR first become an IAS officer then a politician.
instead of being criminals if u do all this u will be a good politician istead of a corrupt one. but in this harwork is required if u desperately wanna be a politician.
plz stop commenting and post something useful to people.they may really want to become a politician.
Basically Every Indian is a politician But who have more money more influence can only come up as a politician and can become some more rich. Rest all can shout and support their party standing infront of the stage. India to become real democratic a real selfless man like Mahathma Gandhi is required, and he have to struggle at least 5 years and all Indians should follow him.